Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Useless News: Hurricane Names Running Low, Up to $3.69 A Gallon

They're almost out of hurricane names. Seems Hurricane Rita is the 17th name and whatever geeks come up with this stuff only could think of 21 in preparation for the season.

I couldn't really care less, but I'm willing to help out on the brainstorming for additional names:

Hurricane Brownie

Hurricane Please Wash Away Paris Hilton

Tropical Storm Chesney-Zellweger

Hurricane Jennifer Aniston We Don't Care About Your Favorite Food or Whether You're Ready to Date or Much Else About You to Be Quite Honest

Tropical Stormin Norman Schwarzkopf

Hurricane You See My Panty Lines Through These Pants?