Friday, October 07, 2005

Biel Named Sexiest Woman Alive; Blunderford Takes Male Honors

Jessica Biel was named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire magazine in a paparazzi-filled ceremony yesterday.

In a related ceremony held in a low-lit basement hallway, the World's Sexiest Man title was bestowed upon... Blunderford!!!

I'd like to thank Esquire for recognizing me, so few do these days, or at least few are willing to admit it. I'd also like to ask Jessica if she is free tomorrow night.