Monday, October 10, 2005

Britney's Bra

Britney Spears had to pull her jewel-crusty bra off the eBay charity auction for Katrina victims, because she was "concerned that some of you might be confusing this bra with something that it's not."

It now appears that the bra is really that of Shar Jackson, the mother of Kevin Federline's one-year old child, not of Britney Spears, mother of his weeks old child.

"It's totally my fault, man. I got confused," said Federline. "Who's my wife again?"