Monday, October 24, 2005

Horny for Prussian Blue

If you aren't familiar with Prussian Blue (and you know you are, you dirty old racist pig), they are a couple of the cutest little musical twin supremacists you're likely to see, and if ABC thinks it's OK to get suckered into give them PrimeTime attention, then I do, too.

Prussian Blue gives proof to the fact that if you package it right, you can get a few fat white guys to show up to stand in a field and ogle 13-year-olds and say "I hate them niggers."

According to the Prussian Blue Web site, "The early release of a sample from the song, “The Stranger,” a musical adaptation of a Rudyard Kipling poem, is causing quite a stir on the racialist music scene." That's really amazing, because we all know how discriminating (pardon the pun) the racialist music scene can be.

When asked about comparisons to the Olsen twins, Lynx and Lamb said in unison, "Oh, like, absolutely. We're working on a TV show called 'Full Stalag', and Lynx already has bulimia."

I can't see the rationale for putting this little cult of pathetic whities on a network news show just because some demented parents decided their twin beauties could be the pinup girls for a "movement" that ain't movin'. Is ABC so starved for programming that they have to chase down every freak show that puts up a Web site and says something controversial?

Hey, maybe I could get them to do a segment on me.


@ The Show: "I do have to admit, though, the Happy Hitler baby tees are pretty adorable."

@ Anti-Strib: "These jerks just add fuel to the NAACP’s accusations that all white people are racist. They not only damage race relations, they make all white people look like potential 1870 Klan members."

@ Modern Tribalist: "Of course, if these girls were black and praising everything African then the liberal media would be saying how wonderful it was that these teenagers were taking pride in their heritage."

@ Mesmerization Eclipse: "Prussian Blue might be my new favorite band. Or they would be, were I a paranoid, delusional, self-hating asshole."