Monday, January 02, 2006

Tom Jones Electrocuted!

Early yesterday a short in the microphone caused famed crooner Tom Jones to be electrocuted during his New Year's Day show at the Purple People Casino in Bloomtown, Indiana. Female guests who have become used to such displays in the past showered him with panties and the occasional girdle. Jones lay moaning for 17 minutes before anyone realized electrocution was not part of the act.